Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Tuesday Random Thoughts Minus the Post It Notes cuz I am Late

Ok, so lets just pretend that I have post it notes of various colors on this post today.............please??  I am running late (in circles) but I want to post.


I wish SupahMommy would come over and visit me! :::hint hint:::


Dear Lisa E.
Know that when you sneak
gingerbread cookies in the
middle of the night, the only
person you are hurting is 
yourself.


Dear Sparkpeople.com
Thank you sincerely for
giving so many people 
such a wonderful web
site for absolutely free.
I really hope to utillize
the tools to help me to
eat better and lose weight
Lisa E.


Pumpkin and Neko:
Thank you for your
unconditional love.
You are amazing furry
kids!
Love,
Mom 

Dear Airport Body Scanners:
I sure hope you realize what 
your eyes are going to have 
to deal with.  Its not all about 
perky boobs and stud muffin
bums. You are really going to 
wish you did not have to see
all of this..............
just saying 

Dear Folks at that Place I spend eight hours a day:
Let's start everyday with the genuine desire of working together
in unison towards the common goal of crazy profits
this year. It can be done, let's do it together.
Love
the Bitch at the Front Desk


Hey ME:
I am proud of you for food tracking the
past three days.  I know you can lose a
bit of your fat ass.  I have faith in you.
You have smaller beauuuuuuuuutiful
clothes waiting to be worn by the new
YOU!!




  

10 comments:

Steven Anthony said...

Those airport scanner thingys are in for some real bad views....how will I explain all the ducktape under my clothes holding up all the sags and bumps...lol

Lisa E said...

Steven, I use that duct tape to hold down my boobs that I toss criss cross over my shoulders. I also wind my stomach in the same magical mystery tape. I wonder if there is metal in that tape. Seriously can you imagine having that job and the stories the staff will have?

The Beasons said...

Haha, love your disclaimer to the airport body scanners! Wait, now you've got me thinking ... do you think they secretly laugh at my Spanx?? Great post-its, thanks for stopping by! ;)

Her Majesty Lisa (LadyWanderlust) said...

I wish I could post this on a colorful post it note. I totally love your post it notes posts! Little bits of wisdom and humor that just make me smile and giggle. :)

adrienzgirl said...

Body scanners can suck it!

Lisa E said...

Scanner beware.

Meeko Fabulous said...

Keep it up girl! You can do it! :)

Noelle said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog! Your post its made me laugh! :)

Kathryn said...

Wonderful post, sweetie! I think everyone will be freaking out a bit over the scanners at the airport...and wanting to get back in shape for the new year.

LOVED the post-it from the "bitch at the front desk"...too funny!

mean_owen said...

Good luck with the whole workplace harmony thing!

The body scanner note is a hoot!